Ah, yes. That does put a damper on things. It's a shame one so rarely gets the chance to truly show off how much better a king you'd make to the arse who preceded you.
[Not that he. Did a very good job, really. But still.]
It says you don't have any sort of profession, which is rather rude. Do we not count 'prince'? I would. [He keeps reading.] Hmm, oh yes, your other crimes. Murder, desecration of a corpse, and threatening a child. That last one's quite a bit more tame. Though it probably depends on how likely you were to carry the threat out.
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[Not that he. Did a very good job, really. But still.]
It says you don't have any sort of profession, which is rather rude. Do we not count 'prince'? I would. [He keeps reading.] Hmm, oh yes, your other crimes. Murder, desecration of a corpse, and threatening a child. That last one's quite a bit more tame. Though it probably depends on how likely you were to carry the threat out.
[Loki smiles cheerfully.]
Sound accurate to you?